Rick Perry Continues His “Let’s Embarrass Texas” Tour

As if his, thankfully, brief turn on Dancing With The Stars wasn’t enough to bring embarrassment to Texas, former-Governor Rick Perry returned to DWTS long enough for one final attempt at single-handedly destroying the Texas mythos and shucking any remaining self-respect.

The downward slide of the former Governor, who once emboldened Texans with his tough-talk about Texas leaving the union “if the Federal government kept thumbing their noses” at us, is nearly complete. After this performance all that is left is for him to star in a payday loan commercial or launch his own line of skin care products.